…fucking idiots.
Fuck this shit.
Okay. so here’s the thing… I was born in New Jersey, I grew up there, and yes, I spent summers down at the shore on our boat. So I’ve seen “The Jersey Shore” from 1987 to 1999, when we moved out of state. The shore is not that bullshit that MTV has so insidiously pumped into everyone’s consciousness. Yeah there were guido’s and beefcakes and muscle heads and chickenheads and tramps and sluts, but more often than not, there were locals. Locals: The people who lived at the shore year round and made your summer shenanigans worthwhile by keeping the arcade open, or serving you ice cream on a hot night, or running the miniature golf at the boardwalk, or being a lifeguard at the beach, or running deep sea fishing tours all year long. The people who made the shore what it was are the ones, that at least I remember.
Fuck these Staten Island cats and their faggish haircuts and their smelly cooches and their orange skin. If it weren’t for MTV and their gay-ass True Life series “I Have a Summer Share” and “I’m a Jersey Shore Girl”, then there would have never been the ultimately gay-ass “Jersey Shore”. Nothing good ever sprang from that show. All I ever heard were fags from Connecticut saying, “Oh my gawd! Have you seen “Jersey Shore”? Its like so trashy and dramatic that I can’t stop watching it. I wanna go!” FUCK YOU. And fuck MTV.
I guess all I’m trying to say is: If it weren’t for MTV none of this atrocious fuckery would be possible: Enrique Iglesias - I Like It.
Peace bitches.

